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<title>empty beanie / Top Empty Beanies</title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb</link>
<description>Empty Beanie  votes</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:59:50 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[This boss is a jerk!]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/This_boss_is_a_jerk/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/This_boss_is_a_jerk/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:59:50 EST</pubDate>
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<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/This_boss_is_a_jerk/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Someone needs an attitude adjustment and I think she wants to give him one.<br/><br/>11 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[No points for the father of the year award]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/No_points_for_the_father_of_the_year_award/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/No_points_for_the_father_of_the_year_award/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:57:20 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/No_points_for_the_father_of_the_year_award/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Teaching the value of seat belts at an early age<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Measure twice, jump once...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Measure_twice_jump_once---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Measure_twice_jump_once---/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:57:20 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Measure_twice_jump_once---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Oh wait, he only got one jump...<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Rope too short, tree to tall or beanie too big for its contents?]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Rope_too_short_tree_to_tall_or_beanie_too_big_for_its_contents/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Rope_too_short_tree_to_tall_or_beanie_too_big_for_its_contents/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:36:56 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Rope_too_short_tree_to_tall_or_beanie_too_big_for_its_contents/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You decide...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A wet tongue on a cold pole...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_wet_tongue_on_a_cold_pole---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_wet_tongue_on_a_cold_pole---/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:52:56 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_wet_tongue_on_a_cold_pole---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He just had to find out for himself...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Scoring at the Metrodome...the Gophers weren't the only ones getting pounded]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Scoring_at_the_Metrodome---the_Gophers_werent_the_only_ones_getting_pounded/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Scoring_at_the_Metrodome---the_Gophers_werent_the_only_ones_getting_pounded/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:28:24 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Scoring_at_the_Metrodome---the_Gophers_werent_the_only_ones_getting_pounded/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The guy is released to his girlfriend and the woman to her husband.  Whoopsie Daisy...<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Drunk driver runs himself over (or is it under)...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Drunk_driver_runs_himself_over_or_is_it_under---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Drunk_driver_runs_himself_over_or_is_it_under---/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 23:01:34 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Drunk_driver_runs_himself_over_or_is_it_under---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You know you are drunk when...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Basketball the emptybeanie way]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Basketball_the_emptybeanie_way/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Basketball_the_emptybeanie_way/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:08:59 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Basketball_the_emptybeanie_way/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Uh, the other way fellas...<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[When you catch your wife cheating]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_you_catch_your_wife_cheating/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_you_catch_your_wife_cheating/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:51 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_you_catch_your_wife_cheating/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It might be better to think things through...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dance with a high leg kick finish]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Dance_with_a_high_leg_kick_finish/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Dance_with_a_high_leg_kick_finish/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:48:28 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Dance_with_a_high_leg_kick_finish/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[She busts more than a move<br/><br/>12 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[What goes up...must come down]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/What_goes_up---must_come_down/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/What_goes_up---must_come_down/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:23:26 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/What_goes_up---must_come_down/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He nails the landing<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pogo ball bounce]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Pogo_ball_bounce/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Pogo_ball_bounce/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:23:26 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Pogo_ball_bounce/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Owned by a pogo stick...<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A big error leads to a small splash]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_big_error_leads_to_a_small_splash/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_big_error_leads_to_a_small_splash/</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:52:59 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_big_error_leads_to_a_small_splash/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Don't take diving lessons from this dude.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dude, where's my car...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/Dude_wheres_my_car---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/Dude_wheres_my_car---/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:23:48 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/Dude_wheres_my_car---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There is drunk and then there is emptybeanie kind of drunk.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How to drink a beer]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_to_drink_a_beer/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_to_drink_a_beer/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:23:21 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_to_drink_a_beer/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ladies - this man has talent<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Caution:  Fire is hot and may start fire]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Caution__Fire_is_hot_and_may_start_fire/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Caution__Fire_is_hot_and_may_start_fire/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:19:04 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Caution__Fire_is_hot_and_may_start_fire/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Burning cobwebs with a blowtorch starts a house on fire.  This may transcend emptybeanie and go right to dumb-ass.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fireman breaks ass on hose]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Fireman_breaks_ass_on_hose/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Fireman_breaks_ass_on_hose/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:18:58 EST</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Fireman_breaks_ass_on_hose/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No one rides a hose like a fireman!  The music is great, as is the landing.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[An unshy bladder.]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/An_unshy_bladder--1/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/An_unshy_bladder--1/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:29:03 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Lewd</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/An_unshy_bladder--1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[No stage fright here.  What was this guy thinking?<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Willy Spread????]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Willy_Spread-1/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Willy_Spread-1/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:47:17 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Lewd</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Willy_Spread-1/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Do you think the store would take it back if it's been used?<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Here's his sign...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Heres_his_sign---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Heres_his_sign---/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:25:39 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Heres_his_sign---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I always find myself wanting to ask, &quot;why?&quot;  I give him a 10 on execution and a 1 on concept.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Couple saws house in half for divorce]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Couple_saws_house_in_half_for_divorce/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Couple_saws_house_in_half_for_divorce/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:42:03 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Couple_saws_house_in_half_for_divorce/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He must be a very precise man and she must have really irritated him.<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Oops! It is all in the details - Man spends two months in jail for white powder]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Oops_It_is_all_in_the_details_-_Man_spends_two_months_in_jail_for_white_powder/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Oops_It_is_all_in_the_details_-_Man_spends_two_months_in_jail_for_white_powder/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Oops_It_is_all_in_the_details_-_Man_spends_two_months_in_jail_for_white_powder/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It was deodorant, not cocaine!  I bet it did make him sweat.  And, of course, the police should be sweating now.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[You know you are drunk when...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/You_know_you_are_drunk_when---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/You_know_you_are_drunk_when---/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/You_know_you_are_drunk_when---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You are swapping spit with your dog and you don't even know it!<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[I don't want anything to do with this exercise routine]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/I_dont_want_anything_to_do_with_this_exercise_routine/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/I_dont_want_anything_to_do_with_this_exercise_routine/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:52:01 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/I_dont_want_anything_to_do_with_this_exercise_routine/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Clearly an EB moment, though terribly annoying.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How NOT to convice your girlfriend to have sex with you]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_NOT_to_convice_your_girlfriend_to_have_sex_with_you/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_NOT_to_convice_your_girlfriend_to_have_sex_with_you/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:31:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Alcohol</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Alcohol/How_NOT_to_convice_your_girlfriend_to_have_sex_with_you/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A man shoots himself in the arm after his girlfriend declines his sexual advances.  Now he can't even have sex with himself!<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[You have to Love Science!]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/You_have_to_Love_Science/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/You_have_to_Love_Science/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:31:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/You_have_to_Love_Science/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Now these are discoveries that people can use. Diet Coke as a spermicide! Do you remember Pop Rocks?<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Everyone is thinking about gas mileage these days]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Everyone_is_thinking_about_gas_mileage_these_days/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Everyone_is_thinking_about_gas_mileage_these_days/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:31:23 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Everyone_is_thinking_about_gas_mileage_these_days/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[From the Associated Press: Mon Sep 29, 11:48 PM ET KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Two armed robbers hijacked a security van with $1.3 million inside bu<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A lesson in leverage]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_lesson_in_leverage/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_lesson_in_leverage/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 23:45:08 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_lesson_in_leverage/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A tip for two.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Blaine,  MN High School Administrators pull an emptybeanie]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Blaine__MN_High_School_Administrators_pull_an_emptybeanie/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Blaine__MN_High_School_Administrators_pull_an_emptybeanie/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:04:22 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Blaine__MN_High_School_Administrators_pull_an_emptybeanie/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[They should offer a class on common sense.  A young man has a box cutter in the cup holder of his car because he needs it for his after school job at<br/><br/>24 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Remote control flying penis...yes, you read that correctly]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Remote_control_flying_penis---yes_you_read_that_correctly/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Remote_control_flying_penis---yes_you_read_that_correctly/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:02:45 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Remote_control_flying_penis---yes_you_read_that_correctly/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[How to make a press conference more interesting!<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Why some people should never have a gun]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Why_some_people_should_never_have_a_gun/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Why_some_people_should_never_have_a_gun/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 16:02:43 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Why_some_people_should_never_have_a_gun/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[He should get trained by the dog in the other clip.<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Made Army Strong!]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ZoologicalNecrophelia/Made_Army_Strong/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ZoologicalNecrophelia/Made_Army_Strong/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:11:39 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Zoological Necrophelia</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ZoologicalNecrophelia/Made_Army_Strong/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The advertisements never mentioned this!<br/><br/>14 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How big was that sausage?]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/How_big_was_that_sausage/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/How_big_was_that_sausage/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:43:08 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/How_big_was_that_sausage/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[FRESNO, Calif. - (from the Assoiated Press) Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A kick to the eggs cracks one]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_kick_to_the_eggs_cracks_one/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_kick_to_the_eggs_cracks_one/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:43:08 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/A_kick_to_the_eggs_cracks_one/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An error in judgment.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jewish people for rent?]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Jewish_people_for_rent/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Jewish_people_for_rent/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:43:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Jewish_people_for_rent/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Does this seem odd to anyone?<br/><br/>4 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man apparently didn't understand concept of identity theft]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Man_apparently_didnt_understand_concept_of_identity_theft/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Man_apparently_didnt_understand_concept_of_identity_theft/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:43:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<category>Crime</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Crime/Man_apparently_didnt_understand_concept_of_identity_theft/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This is definitely up at the top of the dumb criminal stories!<br/><br/>5 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How many hits to the head can an emptybeanie take?]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/How_many_hits_to_the_head_can_an_emptybeanie_take/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/How_many_hits_to_the_head_can_an_emptybeanie_take/</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:41:25 EDT</pubDate>
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<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/How_many_hits_to_the_head_can_an_emptybeanie_take/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you just have to wonder...<br/><br/>24 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[When the mouth moves faster than the brain...]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_the_mouth_moves_faster_than_the_brain---/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_the_mouth_moves_faster_than_the_brain---/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:30:35 EDT</pubDate>
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<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/When_the_mouth_moves_faster_than_the_brain---/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A moment for the history books...<br/><br/>13 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Can you pick a winner?  Perception is required for this one.]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Can_you_pick_a_winner__Perception_is_required_for_this_one-/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Can_you_pick_a_winner__Perception_is_required_for_this_one-/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:30:34 EDT</pubDate>
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<category>Lewd</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/Lewd/Can_you_pick_a_winner__Perception_is_required_for_this_one-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Dig a little.<br/><br/>22 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Master Dumass at your service]]></title>
<link>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Master_Dumass_at_your_service/</link>
<comments>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Master_Dumass_at_your_service/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:11:53 EDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator></dc:creator>
<category>ETC</category>
<guid>http://www.emptybeanie.com/eb/ETC/Master_Dumass_at_your_service/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Someone should have spent more time in physics class.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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